Confusing English - A funny forward!!!

I liked this forward which I received yesterday.. Check it out!

*
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
*
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
*
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
*
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
*
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
*
Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
*
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
*
Why is it called building when it is already built?
*
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
*
If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
*
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
*
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human???
*
If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???
Get Back to WORK!